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"You bastard, you damn bastard!"
I've been so frickin' worried for weeks now, and he finally called me, his light, smarmy tone just SO friendly, "Oh, I'm sorry, it must have gotten into my car. Well, it's doing just fine here in France, you want to just wait until the next reunion to pick it up?"

I can't believe this. I let the dratted thing out for a few minutes so it doesn't bother the guests, and it goes and sneaks into my brother's car?! Really?! I am so furious--why couldn't it have chosen to run off with Janine? She at least lived only in Harrisburg, PA, which is a lot closer than France.

I might need to explain a bit, but it'll have to be quick because I'm also in the middle of breakfast, filling out a job application, and trying to find my brother's address. Yes, I am seriously going to go to France to get my pet back. I know, it sounds a bit crazy, but when you live in Baltimore, home of (in Hamden) hipsters and overly expensive junk, or (in Hamilton, where I live) absolutely nothing interesting except the homeless people, who are pretty cool, it's nice to have a companion that can't actually speak human.

Only a few days later, which involved aggressive shopping, both for plane tickets and supplies(believe me, even for something like this, a camera was needed--it is France, for God's sake), I was running pell-mell down the street, trying in vain to wave down a taxi. I know, I know, bad planning on my part, but seriously, I'd done it all in three days so my beautiful little friend wouldn't have to spend a year with my rich, snooty brother.
So I'm at the airport. My flight? Delayed. I am outside, because the earliest ETA of departure is four hours from now.
I'd probably throw something if I--oh.I glare at my bags, full of soft, non-breakable clothes, and then hurl it at the ground, giving the throw some distance to add satisfaction, and it hits a guy square in the stomach.

Uh oh.

"I'm so sorry, sir, please, are you, are you okay?" I grimace, taking my bag from the young guy's hands. He's younger than me, and looks more startled than anything else. He offers a grin. "No problem. Uh, flight delay?" He guesses, and I glare at him. "Four hours. I need to get to France! My pet, got..kidnapped!" I say this, and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm weird, but his next words leave me stunned.

"Want to catch a lift with me? I'm traveling to Europe myself--no charge, hot air travel gets pretty lonely."
I swear five minutes pass before I can intelligently say, "Huh?"

He grins for real now, and explains, "I own a hot air balloon. I've paid the airport to use this field to lift off from--that, er, might be the cause of the de--" I get up in his face, furious, and shake his collar. "You better take me, then, or I swear I will take a giant pair of scissors to your little--" "Okay! Okay! I said I'd take you, anyway, lady, sheesh." He begins to walk away, and I have to catch up, following with a still disbelieving look on my face.

Then I see the balloon, and boy, do I feel bette--lie. I feel terrified, but it's free, (I got a refund on my plane tickets) it's a hot air balloon, and I gotta get to France. So when I step into the large basket, set down my bags, and look around, it's with a terrified but kind of growing excitement.
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Jayma Mays and Glee Cast--Touch a Touch a Touch me
  • Reading: My journal entry...xD


Wren Cooke
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I am a teen. You can probably tell from the picture. Which, by the way, is as it is because I suck at taking photos of my face.

Lets hope I get better.

Anyway, I'm a fairly chatty person, I have an odd mentality that I suppose is what we call 'gender-fluid'. I mean, I feel almost like I fit better as being male, but then I'm also definitely a girl. So, whatevs.

Anyway, I live in the city, though I frequent a friend's farm. I really want to further my education ofmore physical arts such as dancing, music, and acting, but I'/m kind of in a slump as far as that goes, formally anyway. Lord knows I can do it on my own, whether I do it well or not...well....

But I love to talk, so if you have a question, or anything, I will be exTREMELY pleased to hear from ya!

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When-septemberends Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks you very much for the fav!:'B
When-septemberends Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks you very much for the fav!:'D
TheLaughingSandwich Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Photographer


Hello  Fabulous

Thankyou ever so much for the watch :tighthug:

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Have a lovely day ^_^

schelly Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thank you for an old :+fav: :icongwomp:
PlaviDemon Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for fave and Watch me for more arts :)
SolidMars Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wave by chil96

thank you kindly for the fav. I'm glad you found my work worth your time :tighthug:
WrenoftheCookes Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
of course!
archambers Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Thanks for the comments and watch.  Maybe we could work together if you live close to Indiana.

Take care. :)
WrenoftheCookes Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, well, I don't, sadly, but who knows what the future will bring?

I am actually looking into the modeling business (only, well, not the business part, I plan to stay amateur for now)

as well as the photography end.
archambers Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Shoot me a note if you want and let me know where you live.  I travel all over the 48 Continental states.  Maybe we could still work something out if you live close to an area we frequent. 
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